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Funny getting older t-shirt gifts, explained
Funny getting older t-shirts are gifts for the man or woman who has started losing arguments to a calendar. "I remembered to forget" is a boast and a confession in one: the memory did its one job, and the job was forgetting. "Last night survivor" gives a modest hangover the dignity of a war record, worn by a guest who needed two days to recover from a dinner that ended at 9:30. Combed and ring-spun cotton, a unisex cut and tapered shoulders let it go to a brother, a boss or an aunt turning fifty.
Funny getting older t-shirt gifts: questions
What is a funny gift for someone getting old?
A tee that agrees with them out loud. Pick the line that matches their worst habit, forgetting keys or retelling the same story, and let the room laugh with them. At a party the tee can be opened, worn and quoted before the cake.
What does "Life is short, so am I" mean?
The pun runs on two meanings of short: life runs out quickly, and the speaker stands under five and a half feet. The line works as a height joke and a mortality joke at the same time, which is how most birthdays feel.
What size t-shirt should I get for an older man?
Order by the chart, not by what he says he wears: lay a favorite tee flat, read its chest width and length, and find that row on the size guide. The unisex range is XS to 3XL.
How long does delivery take for a birthday gift?
Plan on 6 to 10 business days after ordering, US only, so order before the party and not on the way to it. Returns have 21 days from delivery and come back as a gift card.
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