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Funny long sleeve gifts for seniors, explained
Some seniors plan to keep lying about the number, and "If Leo asks, I'm 24" plays on the old gag that Leonardo DiCaprio will not date anyone over 25, so the speaker states a qualifying age in advance, just in case he asks. "My wallet misaligned my back" is a brag and a complaint in one sentence: the wallet is thick enough to push the spine out of line, and misaligned is the chiropractor's word for it. These funny long sleeve shirts are gifts for seniors, in a regular unisex fit and combed, ring-spun cotton. The size chart stops at 2XL.
Funny long sleeve gifts for seniors: questions
Is "If Leo asks, I'm 24" only for women?
No. The cut is regular and unisex, so a grandmother can claim the number, and so can a grandfather who wants Leo to know what the competition looks like.
What is a good funny gift for a senior woman?
A joke she can wear to brunch. The birthday girl gets a younger number for the right audience, and the long sleeve covers the arms without any fuss.
What does "I serve to retire" mean?
It clips "deserve" down to "serve", so the line reads as a retirement demand. The speaker has put in the years, served the time and would like the party to start now.
What is a funny birthday gift for a retired man?
One that argues with his own back. "My wallet misaligned my back" suits the man who carries his entire life in one pocket and leans to the side while he tells you about it.
What sizes do the long sleeve shirts come in?
Set a favorite long sleeve beside the size guide and match the numbers. The sizes go from XS to 2XL in a regular unisex fit, and nothing larger is listed.
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