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Funny graduation sweatshirt gifts for him, explained
Funny graduation sweatshirt gifts for him suit the grad who learned more from retaking a class than from passing it. "Failure is an option" rewrites the old rule that failure is not an option for a graduate who failed, learned from it and still got the diploma. "Lost...but that's ok" is his answer to what comes next: no offer, no lease and no map, plus a shrug he rehearsed all through finals. With no hood, a cotton face and a fleece lining, it moves from the dorm to the first apartment without a fuss.
Funny graduation sweatshirt gifts for him: questions
Is a sweatshirt a good graduation gift for a guy?
It is, if he lives in sweats and does not want a hood. It has a fleece-lined interior under a cotton face, and it works in a dorm room or an apartment.
What does "I cheated on my eye exam" mean?
It turns 20/20 vision into a confession. Nobody can study for an eye chart, so the only way to ace it is to cheat, and the grad admits to it with a straight face before anyone asks about his other exams.
What to get a guy for graduation who has everything?
A line that sounds like him. "Failure is an option" is the honest motto of a student who learned to stop panicking, and it makes a card feel redundant.
What sweatshirt size should I buy?
Hold a sweatshirt he already likes against the size guide. The unisex cut spans XS to 3XL, so the chart is the only math required.
What does "Math is for ugly people" mean?
The graduate rebuts every calculus requirement with it: the good-looking ones skipped the proofs and still got the diploma. He passed with a C and a great jawline, and the sweatshirt stays proud of it.
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