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Funny graduation long sleeve gifts for him, explained
Funny graduation long sleeve gifts for him are for the grad whose degree came with a monthly loan payment attached. "Scrubs; the official uniform of student debt" turns the hospital uniform into a loan statement, and it is funniest on a nursing or pre-med grad who sees the bill coming. "Top of the class(less)" tucks the word classless inside the brackets, so the rank brags and insults in one breath. Combed and ring-spun cotton in a regular unisex fit finishes the shirt, and sizes stop at 2XL.
Funny graduation long sleeve gifts for him: questions
What sizes do the long sleeve shirts come in?
Long sleeve sizes begin at XS and end at 2XL, with a regular unisex fit. Compare a long sleeve he owns with the size guide before ordering.
What does "Top of the class(less)" mean?
It starts as "top of the class" and slips in the word "classless" through the parentheses. The graduate boasts about the rank and insults himself in the same breath. Call it a grad's brag with a bad conscience.
What is a good funny graduation gift for a nursing or medical grad?
"Scrubs; the official uniform of student debt" fits both. The semicolon makes the line sound like a definition, and the long sleeve layers under a coat on the way to the first job interview.
What does "If you can't arrive proper, arrive a proper disaster" mean?
That is the dress code for the after party. If the grad cannot show up polished, he should show up committed, tie around the head, and let the photos prove it was the right call.
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