I have 2 kids
in case I lose one™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I have 2 kids in case I lose one" is a funny parenting long sleeve shirt that prices parenthood like redundancy planning. What does "I have 2 kids in case I lose one" mean? One child is a risk, two is a safeguard, the same reasoning that keeps a spare in the trunk. The wink is the deadpan: a dark humor long sleeve shirt with no sign of worry at the mall. A parenting humor long sleeve shirt like this suits any family whose minivan has a third row nobody sits in, and it works as a Father's Day gift for the dad who already did the math.
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