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Funny over the hill trucker hats, explained
Some over the hill gifts are hats for the hairline's retirement party, and funny trucker hats cover the meeting. "Lost hair, reward if found" advertises for the hairline that moved out, last seen near the shower drain, with a phone number and a reward nobody collects. "Motorcycles are meant to be seen, not heard" turns the old rule that children should be seen and not heard on the neighbor's loud Harley, a midlife purchase with a muffler problem. A curved visor, structured mesh and an embroidered front sit on one adjustable snapback.
Funny over the hill trucker hats: questions
Is a trucker hat a good birthday gift for someone who is over the hill?
Yes, since it teases the hairline and shades the face in one move. The adjustable snapback keeps the sizing out of the gift receipt, and the embroidered line makes a card unnecessary.
Who gets the "Lost hair, reward if found" hat?
A man who has already made the joke himself. If he is bald by choice, the hat is a salute; if he is bald by weather, it is a roast he will wear to every barbecue.
What does "Life is short, so am I" mean on a hat?
It borrows the cliche about life and turns it into a height joke. The birthday guest is making peace with both, and a brim is a good place to keep that peace.
How long does a hat take to arrive?
The hat takes six to ten business days to reach a US address, so order before the party date sneaks up on you. Returns can be requested during the three weeks after delivery, and an approved one is credited as a gift card.
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