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Funny over the hill sweatshirts, explained
Over the hill gifts take the memory first, and funny sweatshirts take the blame. "I remembered to forget" brags about a perfect score on a test he failed: the assignment was to forget, he remembered, and he counts the effort as a win. "Remind me to remember" wants a reminder set for the reminder, a request that never finishes because the reminder needs a reminder of its own. That is the only organizing system he has left. Both sit on a crewneck that is cotton outside and fleece-lined inside, ready for the party.
Funny over the hill sweatshirts: questions
Is an over the hill sweatshirt a gag gift or a real gift?
Both, which is the point. It gets the laugh at the party and then gets worn to the store, so the gag turns into a sweatshirt he actually owns.
What does "My side hustle is retirement" mean?
It sells retirement as a business plan for a guy with no clients, no product and a very consistent schedule. The sweatshirt fits the bit: it is for naps, and the naps are full time.
What size sweatshirt should I buy?
Hold up a sweatshirt the birthday person already wears next to the size guide numbers. Sizes are unisex and go from XS up to 3XL, which leaves the party free to argue about the cake.
Will it arrive in time for the party?
US only, six to ten business days after the order, so buy before the invitations go out. Returns are asked for within three weeks of delivery, and an approved one becomes a gift card.
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