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Funny retirement long sleeve shirt gifts for men, explained
A long sleeve is the closest thing to office wear a retired man still owns, and funny retirement long sleeve shirt gifts for men retire the dress code in one line. "The best jobs have no collars" plays on white collar, the office, and blue collar, the trades: the ideal job has neither, because it is no job at all. "Millennials are the new boomers" tells the younger coworkers signing his card that they are now the out-of-touch generation, a good line for the retirement lunch. Cotton, a regular unisex fit, XS to 2XL.
Funny retirement gifts for men: long sleeve shirt questions
What sizes do the long sleeve shirts come in?
The sizes run XS to 2XL, in a regular unisex fit. Hold the size chart's width and length in inches against a shirt he already wears.
What does "Mansplaining is short for man explaining" mean?
It defines the word as a shortcut and the shortcut as the problem. A retired man finally has the time to explain how the office should have been run to anyone at the party, and the shirt gets there first.
Is this a good retirement gift from coworkers?
Yes, because the cut is unisex and the saying works for a group card. This shirt comes gift-ready and needs no engraving, no plaque and no speech.
What is it made of?
This long sleeve is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, and heather colors blend 52% cotton with 48% polyester. Cold wash it inside out, and tumble dry low only if needed.
Can I iron the shirt?
Yes, but inside out, on low, with no steam. He no longer needs a pressed shirt for a meeting, but the folds from the gift box will bother him.
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