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Funny Valentine's Day t-shirt gifts for boyfriend, explained

Some boyfriends walk the dog in her old college tee and do not argue, and "My girlfriend's shirt" is the ownership label for them. Funny t-shirts like it make Valentine's Day gifts for boyfriend that skip the roses. "Spoiler alert.... I'm not single" posts the ending before the movie starts, a courtesy for anyone about to buy him a drink. Combed, ring-spun cotton in a unisex cut, XS to 3XL, easy for her to steal back. Wrap it, hand it over, and watch him pretend to resent it.

Funny Valentine's Day t-shirt gifts for boyfriend: questions

What are funny Valentine's Day gifts for boyfriend?

A tee that teases him in the language of the relationship. "My girlfriend's shirt" works for the man who already wears her sweatshirts, and "Spoiler alert.... I'm not single" works for the one who never mentions her.

What does "Spoiler alert.... I'm not single" mean?

It treats his relationship status as a plot twist he is ruining on purpose. Everyone at the party learns the ending, including the person flirting with him at the bar.

What does "Married with benefits" mean on a boyfriend shirt?

It takes friends with benefits and sends it to the courthouse: a joint plan, a standing plus-one and the good side of the bed. The boyfriend who is not married yet wears it as an early announcement, and the girlfriend decides if it is a hint.

What is a sweet but sarcastic Valentine's Day gift for a boyfriend?

A shirt that insults him with affection. It says you know him well enough to joke, which is the nearest thing to a love letter that he will read twice.

What size t-shirt should I order for my boyfriend?

Lay a tee he wears flat and read it against the size guide, which lists width and length in inches for unisex sizes XS to 3XL. A favorite shirt gives better numbers than a hug at the door.

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