Lost wife, no reward.™
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Lost wife, no reward." is a funny marriage t-shirt that bends the lost-pet poster. Here the missing party is a wife and the reward is a firm no. What does the notice mean? It means whoever finds her can keep her, and the husband has told the whole street he is fine with that. The joke lands on him, because he is the one holding the stapler. That is a marriage humor t-shirt with the punchline aimed at the husband. Funny marriage t-shirts for women get the last laugh. A funny wife t-shirt and a gag gift for her, if she is the one laughing.
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