A day without coke,
is a day
without addiction™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"A day without coke, is a day without addiction" is a funny motivational t-shirt for people counting clean days, with a loophole. What does "A day without coke, is a day without addiction" mean? Coke here is cocaine, with the soda as the alibi. The logic is airtight: skip the coke and the addiction takes the day off with it. Read as a sarcastic motivational t-shirt, it borrows the "one day at a time" voice and spends it on the loophole. Funny motivational t-shirts for women rarely do the math. A witty motivational t-shirt for men and women can blame the soda.
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