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All bitches go to heaven™

Hat

Regular price $32
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Pearly gates, brim optional: "All bitches go to heaven". What does "All bitches go to heaven" mean? It plays on the 1989 film All Dogs Go to Heaven and on bitch, the female dog and the insult. Both get in. A funny dog trucker hat for people who think heaven should not be picky, it is a funny religion trucker hat with a halo under the brim. Religious humor trucker hats like it start a sermon, and funny religion trucker hats for women hold the door.

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