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All bitches go to heaven™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
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$32.00
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"All bitches go to heaven" bends the title of the 1989 animated film All Dogs Go to Heaven and runs on two meanings of bitch. What does "All bitches go to heaven" mean? A bitch is a female dog and also the insult, so the line is both a dog lover's blessing and a promise that the rude ones get in too. A funny religion t-shirt with a halo and a bark, it is a religious humor t-shirt for the sassy and the sainted. Funny religion t-shirts for women claim the heaven, and a funny dog t-shirt keeps the leash.
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