Am I still sober?™
Shirt
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Am I still sober?" is a question that answers itself, a funny sobriety t-shirt for the guest who stopped counting. What does "Am I still sober?" mean? Nobody who is sober asks it. The speaker has lost track of the drinks and is checking with the only witness available, who is also the least reliable one. Asking is the answer, and that is the whole bit. Call it a party humor t-shirt with a verdict built in, and a funny sober t-shirt for the friend elected to keep an eye on the speaker. Funny sobriety t-shirts for women have a designated driver, and that friend takes the keys.
