Can you see my dick now?™
Sweatshirt
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Details
Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Can you see my dick now?" is a funny adult humor sweatshirt that bends the most famous phone-company question of the 2000s. What does "Can you see my dick now?" mean? It means the old Verizon Wireless tester line, "Can you hear me now?", moved south: the original repeated the question to prove coverage everywhere, and this version swaps sound for sight and the coverage test for an inspection. Here it is a dirty humor sweatshirt with a good connection. As an innuendo sweatshirt it asks politely, and funny adult humor sweatshirts for women get the answer without asking.
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