Can you see my dick now?™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Can you see my dick now?" is a funny adult humor long sleeve shirt that bends the most famous phone-company question of the 2000s. What does "Can you see my dick now?" mean? It means the old Verizon Wireless tester line, "Can you hear me now?", moved south: the original repeated the question to prove coverage everywhere, and this version swaps sound for sight and the coverage test for an inspection. Here it is a dirty humor long sleeve shirt with a good connection. As an innuendo long sleeve shirt it asks politely, and funny adult humor long sleeve shirts for women get the answer without asking.
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