Can you see my dick now?™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Can you see my dick now?" is a funny adult humor t-shirt that bends the most famous phone-company question of the 2000s. What does "Can you see my dick now?" mean? It means the old Verizon Wireless tester line, "Can you hear me now?", moved south: the original repeated the question to prove coverage everywhere, and this version swaps sound for sight and the coverage test for an inspection. Here it is a dirty humor t-shirt with a good connection. As an innuendo t-shirt it asks politely, and funny adult humor t-shirts for women get the answer without asking.
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