Denver,
The city that doesn't sleep™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Denver, The city that doesn't sleep" is a funny quote t-shirt for a hometown that borrowed its swagger from New York. What does "Denver, The city that doesn't sleep" mean? New York is the city that never sleeps, and Denver, nicknamed the Mile High City, takes the line and adds the altitude. The funny part is the nerve of the lift: Denver claims New York's all-night title with a straight face, from a city 5,280 feet up. That quote humor t-shirt suits a Colorado transplant, and works as a funny travel t-shirt or a Christmas gift for the friend who will not stop praising the mountains.
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