Don't talk to me,
until I've had
my morning smoke™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The sign on the porch before work: "Don't talk to me, until I've had my morning smoke". What does "Don't talk to me, until I've had my morning smoke" mean? Where other people guard their morning coffee, the speaker guards a morning smoke and is not available for talk until it is done. The line copies the grumpy-coffee warning and changes the vice. A funny smoking sweatshirt suits the porch regular, and a smoking humor sweatshirt suits the neighbor who knows better than to wave. A sarcastic sweatshirt explains the silence. Questions wait until after the smoke for funny smoking sweatshirts for women.
