Don't talk to me,
until I've had
my morning smoke™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Office hours begin after the smoke: "Don't talk to me, until I've had my morning smoke". What does "Don't talk to me, until I've had my morning smoke" mean? It is the don't-talk-to-me-until-my-coffee rule with a different ritual, a smoke on the step before the day is allowed to start. This funny smoking long sleeve shirt labels the mood in advance, and as a smoking humor long sleeve shirt it is blunt about the habit. A sarcastic long sleeve shirt suits coworkers who ask early. By the door stand funny smoking long sleeve shirts for women, waiting out the ritual.
