Don't talk to me,
until I've had
my morning smoke™
Mug
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Coffee on one side, smoke on the other: "Don't talk to me, until I've had my morning smoke". What does "Don't talk to me, until I've had my morning smoke" mean? The classic coffee rule tells people to wait until the caffeine kicks in, and this version tells them to wait for the cigarette. The mug holds the coffee, because the habit comes in pairs. This funny smoking coffee mug is a smoking humor coffee mug for the morning shift. A sarcastic coffee mug is for the early talker. Both rituals sit within reach of funny smoking coffee mugs for women.
