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Every hole begins with K™

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Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.

Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Every hole begins with K" is a funny quote t-shirt built on one pun: a hole on the course, and the K-hole. K-hole is slang for the detached, floating state at the deep end of a ketamine dose. Put them together and eighteen holes become eighteen of the other kind. What does "Every hole begins with K" mean? The golfer is playing, the party is somewhere else, and the scorecard is optional. Wear it as a quote humor t-shirt for a certain kind of foursome. It is also a funny golf t-shirt for golfers who tee off after midnight. Funny quote t-shirts for adults seldom need a cart.

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