Formerly fat,
currently phat™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Formerly fat, currently phat" trades one letter for a victory lap. What does "Formerly fat, currently phat" mean? Phat is slang for cool or excellent, so the speaker reports a weight loss and a promotion in the same breath. The respelling sounds identical and changes the verdict. This funny body humor t-shirt is for anyone who earned the before-and-after, and as body humor t-shirts go, it brags softly. Funny body humor t-shirts for men usually roast the scale, and a funny weight loss t-shirt would rather celebrate it with a spelling bee trophy. The scale lost, and the dictionary approved.
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