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Future Ex Husband™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Future Ex Husband" is a funny divorce trucker hat that names the groom in advance. What does "Future Ex Husband" mean? The engaged usually talk about a future husband. This one skips to the sequel and files him under the title he will hold after the paperwork, with the wedding as the prequel. Call it a sarcastic dating trucker hat with a long memory. The funny husband trucker hat is the groom's problem; as a gag gift for her it is the bridesmaids' joke.

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