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Future Ex Husband™
Longsleeve
Regular price
$42
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$42.00
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Future Ex Husband" is a funny divorce long sleeve shirt that names the groom in advance. What does "Future Ex Husband" mean? The engaged usually talk about a future husband. This one skips to the sequel and files him under the title he will hold after the paperwork, with the wedding as the prequel. Call it a sarcastic dating long sleeve shirt with a long memory. The funny husband long sleeve shirt is the groom's problem; as a gag gift for her it is the bridesmaids' joke.
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