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Gave my kid lung cancer™

Sweatshirt

Regular price $50
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.

Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Every parent passes things on, and this is the list nobody wants to read: "Gave my kid lung cancer". What does "Gave my kid lung cancer" mean? It states the outcome of a smoking habit in the casual voice of a parenting brag, and never names the cigarette. The joke aims at the parent, not at the patient. This funny family sweatshirt is a dark humor sweatshirt for people who laugh at funerals, a sarcastic parenting sweatshirt with the manners removed, and a family humor sweatshirt at its bleakest. In a shop of funny family sweatshirts for men and women, it clears the room.

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