Gave my kid lung cancer™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Every parent passes things on, and this is the list nobody wants to read: "Gave my kid lung cancer". What does "Gave my kid lung cancer" mean? It states the outcome of a smoking habit in the casual voice of a parenting brag, and never names the cigarette. The joke aims at the parent, not at the patient. This funny family sweatshirt is a dark humor sweatshirt for people who laugh at funerals, a sarcastic parenting sweatshirt with the manners removed, and a family humor sweatshirt at its bleakest. In a shop of funny family sweatshirts for men and women, it clears the room.
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