Gave my kid lung cancer™
Shirt
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Gave my kid lung cancer" is a deadpan confession, a funny family t-shirt for smokers with black humor. What does "Gave my kid lung cancer" mean? Parents usually give kids a bike, their eyes or a middle name, and the speaker lists the worst thing a parent could hand down in the same proud voice. No cigarette is mentioned and none needs to be. This is a sarcastic parenting t-shirt where the parent is the villain, a family humor t-shirt at the dark end, and a dark humor t-shirt, the black sheep of the funny family t-shirts for men and women. Nobody volunteers to explain it at school.
