Gave my kid lung cancer™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A confession that skips the apology: "Gave my kid lung cancer". What does "Gave my kid lung cancer" mean? It copies the tone of a proud parenting line and swaps in the worst thing a smoking parent could pass to a child, with the cigarette left to the reader. The villain is the speaker. This is a dark humor long sleeve shirt for the table that is already laughing, a sarcastic parenting long sleeve shirt for the worst family photo, and a family humor long sleeve shirt at the black end. Funny family long sleeve shirts for men and women do not come bleaker. No caption needed.
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