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Gay investor
searching for a
bear market™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Under the brim, a market forecast with a personal ad: "Gay investor searching for a bear market". What does "Gay investor searching for a bear market" mean? A bear market is a general decline in the stock market, and a bear in gay slang is a big, often hairy man, so the investor wants a falling chart and a warm companion. This funny money trucker hat is a sarcastic trucker hat and an adult humor trucker hat for the broker with a social life. Funny trucker hats for women get the joke.

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