Heaven is a
hell of a place
if you're there™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
On a trucker hat, "Heaven is a hell of a place if you're there" is a short sermon with a loophole. What does "Heaven is a hell of a place if you're there" mean? "Hell of a place" is slang for a remarkable one, so heaven gets the praise and the catch is whether you got in. It also reads as flirtation: heaven is wherever the other person stands. This funny quote trucker hat fits a lot of theology. The dark humor trucker hat lives in the loophole, and the pop quote trucker hat lives in the praise. A funny saying trucker hat preaches too.
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