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Heaven is a
hell of a place
if you're there™

Shirt

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.

Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Heaven is a hell of a place if you're there" runs on two meanings of "if you're there": admitted, or just showing up. What does "Heaven is a hell of a place if you're there" mean? "A hell of a place" is slang for a remarkable one, so heaven gets the compliment and entry becomes the catch. Read as a love line, heaven is wherever the other person shows up. This funny quote t-shirt comes with a guest list, and as a dark humor t-shirt its joke is who gets in. The pop quote t-shirt has a halo and a bouncer, and a funny saying t-shirt rarely checks IDs.

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