Heaven is a
hell of a place
if you're there™
Shirt
Style
Couldn't load pickup availability
Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Share

The joke, explained
"Heaven is a hell of a place if you're there" runs on two meanings of "if you're there": admitted, or just showing up. What does "Heaven is a hell of a place if you're there" mean? "A hell of a place" is slang for a remarkable one, so heaven gets the compliment and entry becomes the catch. Read as a love line, heaven is wherever the other person shows up. This funny quote t-shirt comes with a guest list, and as a dark humor t-shirt its joke is who gets in. The pop quote t-shirt has a halo and a bouncer, and a funny saying t-shirt rarely checks IDs.
RECENTLY STALKED
If you click a product we promise not to file a restraining order