Hippies serving
fish & floss™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The chef is a free spirit and the special is a riddle: "Hippies serving fish & floss". What does "Hippies serving fish & floss" mean? The safe answer is fish with a floss side. The other answer uses fish as slang for the vagina and serving it as a nudge toward oral sex, and the hippie stereotype is unshaven, which is why floss comes with the order, for stray hair stuck in the teeth. It is an adult humor long sleeve shirt with a napkin. Readers of funny food long sleeve shirts for women spot it at once, and a foodie humor long sleeve shirt leaves the rest to your imagination.
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