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Hippies serving
fish & floss™

Shirt

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.

Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Hippies serving fish & floss" runs on two meanings of fish, a funny food t-shirt for the diner who reads the whole menu. What does "Hippies serving fish & floss" mean? Read plainly, it is a seafood special with floss on the side. The wink: fish is slang for the vagina, eating fish is slang for oral sex, and hippies carry an unshaven stereotype, so the floss is for the stray hair stuck in the teeth afterward. An adult humor t-shirt never names the course. A foodie humor t-shirt nods along, and funny food t-shirts for women who catch both courses get a bonus helping.

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