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Hired to party™

Longsleeve

Regular price $42
Regular price Sale price $42.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.

Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Position filled, bar tab pending: "Hired to party". What does "Hired to party" mean? A job title is supposed to describe what someone does all day, and this one claims the speaker is paid to party. The humor is in the straight face of a hiring announcement. As a party humor long sleeve shirt it skips the Monday meeting, and as a funny party long sleeve shirt it keeps the staff happy. A funny drinking long sleeve shirt fits whoever stays through the end of the shift. The paperwork takes one signature and one tab for funny drinking long sleeve shirts for women.

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