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Hired to party™

Shirt

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.

Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Hired to party" is a job-title joke for the professional guest, a funny drinking t-shirt for anyone whose calendar lists parties as work. What does "Hired to party" mean? Hired means someone pays you and party is the task, so the speaker reads the invitation like a contract: show up, stay late, leave a good impression and a tab. Picture a party humor t-shirt with a resume, and a funny party t-shirt for the colleague who counts the office mixer as the real job. The title reads as a promotion on funny drinking t-shirts for women.

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