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How many roses?™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"How many roses?" is a rate card for romance. What does "How many roses?" mean? Roses are the stock flower of romance, so the question asks a suitor to name his price in bouquets. A sugar baby, the younger partner a sugar daddy supports, would put it to a suitor before agreeing to a date, and the answer is the cost of a yes. This funny money trucker hat is for the pragmatist who prices a date in flowers. A money humor trucker hat treats the bouquet as the invoice; a sarcastic money trucker hat grabs the tab. The question is short enough for funny money trucker hats for men.

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