How many roses?™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"How many roses?" is a rate card for romance. What does "How many roses?" mean? Roses are the stock flower of romance, so the question asks a suitor to name his price in bouquets. A sugar baby, the younger partner a sugar daddy supports, would put it to a suitor before agreeing to a date, and the answer is the cost of a yes. This funny money trucker hat is for the pragmatist who prices a date in flowers. A money humor trucker hat treats the bouquet as the invoice; a sarcastic money trucker hat grabs the tab. The question is short enough for funny money trucker hats for men.
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