How many roses?™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"How many roses?" puts a price list on romance, a funny money t-shirt for anyone who reads a bouquet as an invoice. What does "How many roses?" mean? Roses are the classic way to say something sweet, so asking how many turns the gesture into a negotiation: how many roses buys a yes? A sugar baby, the often younger partner, would put it to a sugar daddy, the man who pays, since the bouquet is what the date costs. A money humor t-shirt rarely prices a bouquet, and this one does. A sarcastic money t-shirt reads the bill, and funny money t-shirts for men are for whoever pays it.
