Hung like a seahorse™
Mug
Style
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The brag shrinks in the cup: "Hung like a seahorse" trades the horse for a fish and keeps the swagger. What does "Hung like a seahorse" mean? The old size brag is "hung like a horse"; the speaker compares themselves to a small marine animal instead and calls it a flex. This funny animal coffee mug is sarcastic animal coffee mug humor for the kitchen of someone with no shame. Funny animal coffee mugs for men and women make the break room blush. A witty coffee mug wins the staff meeting. Fish tank, bigger ego.
