Hung like a seahorse™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Hung like a seahorse" bends the old locker-room brag "hung like a horse", a boast about size, and swaps in a fish. What does "Hung like a seahorse" mean? The brag is meant to impress; a seahorse is a small marine fish, so the speaker is announcing modest numbers with great pride. A funny animal t-shirt and a sarcastic animal t-shirt in one, it belongs to the man who undersells on purpose. Funny animal t-shirts for men and women borrow the animal kingdom for a roast. A witty t-shirt holds the line. Size does not matter in the ocean, apparently.
