Hung like a seahorse™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Above the eyes, "Hung like a seahorse" gives away the whole joke: a famous size brag, "hung like a horse", and a smaller animal. What does "Hung like a seahorse" mean? The comparison is to a seahorse, a small marine fish, and the speaker is being honest on purpose. This funny animal trucker hat is for someone who prefers self-roast to self-promotion. Sarcastic animal trucker hats work for the beach, and funny animal trucker hats for men and women read the room. A witty trucker hat gets the smirk. Hippocampus, to its friends.
