I came,
I saw,
I conquered him™
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I came, I saw, I conquered him" is a funny quote t-shirt that rewrites Julius Caesar's line as a hookup report. What does "I came, I saw, I conquered him" mean? "Veni, vidi, vici" is Latin for "I came, I saw, I conquered," popularly credited to Caesar after a quick victory in 47 BC. Here the battlefield becomes the bedroom, where "came" has a second job. Six words take funny quote t-shirts for men and women from a Roman battlefield to a bar stool. A pop quote t-shirt keeps score of its own campaigns, and quote humor t-shirts do not get more direct.
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