I came, I saw,
I kicked her out the door™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I came, I saw, I kicked her out the door" is a funny quote sweatshirt built on Caesar's victory line. What does "I came, I saw, I kicked her out the door" mean? It bends "I came, I saw, I conquered", Julius Caesar's report of a military win in three verbs. This speaker reports a one-night stand in the same rhythm, and "I came" carries the oldest bedroom pun along. The conquest ends at the front door. Take it as a funny saying sweatshirt and a pop quote sweatshirt. The brag is the punchline, so it fits funny quote sweatshirts for women who laugh at him.
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