I came, I saw,
I kicked her out the door™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I came, I saw, I kicked her out the door" is a funny quote trucker hat built on Caesar's victory line. What does "I came, I saw, I kicked her out the door" mean? It bends "I came, I saw, I conquered", Julius Caesar's report of a military win in three verbs. This speaker reports a one-night stand in the same rhythm, and "I came" carries the oldest bedroom pun along. The conquest ends at the front door. Take it as a funny saying trucker hat and a pop quote trucker hat. The brag is the punchline, so it fits funny quote trucker hats for women who laugh at him.
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