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I came, I saw,
I kicked her out the door™

Hat

Regular price $32
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"I came, I saw, I kicked her out the door" is a funny quote trucker hat built on Caesar's victory line. What does "I came, I saw, I kicked her out the door" mean? It bends "I came, I saw, I conquered", Julius Caesar's report of a military win in three verbs. This speaker reports a one-night stand in the same rhythm, and "I came" carries the oldest bedroom pun along. The conquest ends at the front door. Take it as a funny saying trucker hat and a pop quote trucker hat. The brag is the punchline, so it fits funny quote trucker hats for women who laugh at him.

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