I came, I saw,
I kicked her out the door™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I came, I saw, I kicked her out the door" is a funny quote t-shirt built on Caesar's victory line. What does "I came, I saw, I kicked her out the door" mean? It bends "I came, I saw, I conquered", Julius Caesar's report of a military win in three verbs. This speaker reports a one-night stand in the same rhythm, and "I came" carries the oldest bedroom pun along. The conquest ends at the front door. Take it as a funny saying t-shirt and a pop quote t-shirt. The brag is the punchline, so it fits funny quote t-shirts for women who laugh at him.
