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I don't have Covid,
I just smoke™

Sweatshirt

Regular price $50
Regular price Sale price $50.00
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.

Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"I don't have Covid, I just smoke" is a funny smoking sweatshirt for the cough that clears a room. What does "I don't have Covid, I just smoke" mean? The speaker would rather be known as a smoker than as a sick person, and says so before anyone reaches for a mask. A defense that doubles as a confession. As a sarcastic smoker sweatshirt it explains itself, and it joins funny smoking sweatshirts for adults that carry an alibi. This funny covid sweatshirt hands one out for free.

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