I don't have Covid,
I just smoke™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I don't have Covid, I just smoke" on a trucker hat gives the room the diagnosis before it asks. What does "I don't have Covid, I just smoke" mean? It dismisses the illness and admits the habit, leaving the kind of smoke to the imagination. This funny covid trucker hat suits anyone who has been eyed on public transit. As a sarcastic smoker trucker hat it has an alibi this short, and funny smoking trucker hats for adults have no better one.
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