I don't have Covid,
I just smoke™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I don't have Covid, I just smoke" is a cough-alibi joke about trading one suspicion for a different habit. What does "I don't have Covid, I just smoke" mean? The speaker coughs in public, denies the illness and offers the other explanation, which is not the healthier one. Smoke can mean whatever the reader pictures. This funny covid t-shirt is for anyone who has been given a wide berth on a bus. This sarcastic smoker t-shirt volunteers the diagnosis, and among funny smoking t-shirts for adults it is the one with an excuse printed on the front.
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