I have 2 kids
in case I lose one™
Mug
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I have 2 kids in case I lose one" is a funny parenting coffee mug that prices parenthood like redundancy planning. What does "I have 2 kids in case I lose one" mean? One child is a risk, two is a safeguard, the same reasoning that keeps a spare in the trunk. The wink is the deadpan: a dark humor coffee mug with no sign of worry at the mall. A parenting humor coffee mug like this suits any family whose minivan has a third row nobody sits in, and it works as a Father's Day gift for the dad who already did the math.
