I have 2 kids
in case I lose one™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I have 2 kids in case I lose one" is a funny parenting trucker hat for the parent who keeps spares. Put plainly, "I have 2 kids in case I lose one" means spare-tire logic: a backup is the sensible plan, and the backup is a second child. The dark part is how calmly it is said, a flat dark humor trucker hat with a shrug where the panic should be. It is a parenting humor trucker hat for the dad who counts heads at every exit, and an easy Father's Day gift for him.
