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I thank alcohol
for meeting my wife™

Hat

Regular price $32
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

A toast to the matchmaker in the glass: "I thank alcohol for meeting my wife". What does "I thank alcohol for meeting my wife" mean? The speaker met the wife while drinking and credits the drinks for the nerve to say hello. It is the shortest love story with the most obvious villain. It is a funny wife trucker hat from under the brim, then, and a funny marriage trucker hat with a bar-stool origin. A drinking humor trucker hat suits the table that already knows. Here funny marriage trucker hats for women toast the nerve, not the drink.

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